Friday, June 17, 2005

so not cool

YAY! I got my license! Some of you might have known that already though. My first thoughts when I get my license? "I am NEVER going to lock the keys in the car.... never...."

It started out has a fine sunny day, the first in quite a long time! Even though I had to get up at 6:30 (ugg) I was feeling pretty good. The sun does that to me. I got to work at 7:30. Worked till 12:30 by myself when Malissa got there. She had some stuff I ordered from AVON so I paid for that and left at 1:00. I had to pick up mom so I didn't get home till 2:00. When I got home I decided I should go over to the grape vinyard and put a few hours in over there. The owners are gone and gave me a key so I could get some extra stuff done while they were away. I drove the car which had my AVON bag still in it, so I took that out along with my purse because dad was going to come by when he was done with work and switch rigs so he could take the car down river (less gas). So anyways, he gets there, we trade keys, I work till about 5:30 then decide to go home. I go to the surburban passenger door, unlock it, put my AVON bag and purse in the passenger seat, I click the automatic lock/unlock button to unlock all the doors, reach over, put the key in and start the sub, slam the door shut and go over to the drivers side.... aaannd the door is locked.... shoot. I check all the doors, all locked. I guess I must have hit the automatic lock, instead of unlock... oops... I check the windows... all up. crap, I'm in trouble.. not only do I lock the keys in the sub, but it also running!! My thoughts? "DUDE!! I'M SOOO STUPID!!" Luckly I am only about 5min drive away from home and we have a extra set of keys. So I walk over to the diner that is down the highway (I HATE walking on highways and will forever more!!) and use their phone. I also work at this diner once and awhile so they all know me and had to hear my story and laugh at me. haha. I call mom, needless to say she is slightly mad. I tell her where the extra keys are but she has no car so I had to call the nighbors and ask them to get the keys from mom and bring them to me. Terri Harris ended up bringing them to me.. She pulls up (laughing) and says, (while still chuckling) "I'm not laughing at you Rachel, but it is kind of funny. Anna does it all the time.. but I don't understand... how did you manage to lock them in with it running?" oh well... I guess I'm just bound to be a screw up....lol :).

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Fat Girl FLYS!!

Fat Girl is falling through the air, but for some reason she isn't scared. Why not? She wonders. And suddenly it hits her... She isn't falling... she's FLYING!!! Her dreams have come true! She flings her arms out with joy and does a double back flip spirel turn 360 triple hop dive swoop and spin. Now her dreams have really come true. She'd always longed to do a double back flip spirel turn 360 triple hop dive swoop and spin. Ahhh, Fat Girl thought she could be content forever now. Nothing could make this day better! But wait! What is that she sees?! Children on the beach, flinging their arms at the ocean and yelling.....? why would they be.. OH NO!! a poor helpless boy being flung about by the merciless sea! Fat Girl has always been scared of the ocean.... but the poor boy, the children can't save him, they will simply get swept away also. There is no hope unless she overcomes her fears, dives into the ocean, saves the poor boy and flys back to shore. Can she do it? Can Fat girl overcome her fear? Will she save the boy and be a hero? Fat Girl closed her eyes for a moment... she had made her decision. Which you will hear about in the continuation of this story. Please stay tuned.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

!!!!

If you ever hop into your friends car and the seat is all sticky and it looks like there was chocolate chip mint ice cream that had been splattered all over, maybe from a milkshake, and you ask your friend what happened and she tries to blame it on me... well, she's lying.