The Average Ditz

My tummy is starting to feel funny. A bad funny, not a good one. But that is most likely because all I've had to eat today is doughnuts. Such a healthy start to a busy day! A note to those that love doughnuts: they don't make a good breakfest. Especialy if you have to go to work that day. You will be starving by 8:00 (considering that you ate at 6:30) then, since you are busy you will simply grab another doughnut, and by 11:30 your tummy will hurt. So eat an apple!!!
I really shouldn't be sitting here writing this. I have so much to do!! Packing, baking, clothes need to be washed, certain parts of the house need to be cleaned. And all of this needs to be done by about 2:00 or 3:00, because then we will be leaving for Californa! I'm kinna stoked you know, it just kind of sucks that we won't get there till tomorrow and we have to leave Friday or Saturday. Oh well, at least we get to go.

Oh yeah, you know how people say you learn from your mistakes? I was thinking... if that is true.... by the time I'm... oh, say 30, I'll be perfect! :)

posted by ~Rae @ 12:20 PM 5 comments

The Jelly Fish

Once upon a time there were two girls running on the beaches of Ocean Shores. There were other people running also, but these two girls were so fast that they were way ahead of the group. So they decide that they could walk for a little bit. As they are walking they come up to this gaint jelly fish. It was bigger then any they had ever seen! They thought it was dead but they weren't sure. So one of the girls (who had always been very brave and daring) decide she would touch it, to see if it would sting her. She leans down and without any hesitaion pokes her finger into it. It doesn't sting her so they figure it is dead. So they pick it up to show it to their friends. It was so big and heavy that both of them had to hold it, and even then they were pretty much dragging it across the sand. But they were studds, and if three of the biggest, strongest men tried to carry it I really doubt they could have. Pretty soon they could see their friends in the distance (as you remember, these girls were so fast, and they were way ahead of the group, so to show it to them they had to turn around and head in the other direction) So anyways, they see their friends in the distance, and low and behold! A giant piece of flubber (who looked kind of like some unknown "hero" called SuperJospeh) was attacking them!!! The two studd girls knew exactly what to do right away. They raced up to The Giant Flubber and smashed the jelly fish upon his back. The jelly fish suddenly came alive and stung The Gaint Flubber, melting him with a thousand stingings stings!
And that, my friends, is the end of The Giant Flubber.

THE END


P.S., When The Giant Flubber melted, he turned into a gross sticky substance in the sand. Now, whenever you step in gross sticky "mud", really it is The Giant Flubber.

posted by ~Rae @ 9:37 AM 8 comments

the REST of the story

Ok, so I'm at work (I was actually working up in the barn this day) and it is pretty busy. People are rushing around going crazy trying to get things done. I was in the back room doing labels with my friend Britt while everyone is buzzing around us. You know in the movies when everone is going so fast they are blurry, but there is that one person in the middle who is perfectly calm and still? Well, niether do I, but if you did know then Britt and I would be the calm ones. (hehe, imagine that.) So anyway, to do these labels you have to put a little sticker on a square of stuff that is similier to suran wrap. So we're doing these sticky, time comsuming, BORING labels for about an hour and a half,and I decide that I need a "break". So I grab the pile that we had already done and said "I will go bring these to the other room." Brittney offerd to take the other pile, but I said, no, I'll do it. So I turn, take two steps and yes, I trip. Luckily I only drop half the pile, but now there is dirt all over them and since we put these over blueberries we can't have them dirty or they'll get the blues dirty, or at least make them look it. So I throw about 45mins of work in the garbage in about two seconds. Great. Don't you love it when that happens?
I do fine for the rest of the day, or at least until the day begins to end..... I am asked to clean some strawberrie puree off the cement floor, so I get all into it like I do most things, and grab the sink hose, pull it out, point it to the floor. But wait. The water doesn't reach the spill. Hmmmm. Maybe I should pull it farther? yeah! Thats a good idea! WRROOONG!!!! Can you guess what happens? Just guess, please....... ok, done guessing? Well, if you guessed that it reached the spill and cleaned it up very nice and smoothly then.... your wrong. I guess the hose was just kinna weak cause it snapped right off. Yup. Off. But the water was still running, so guess where the water goes? Straight up. I got soaked trying to turn it off! It was very embarrassing. And if that wasn't enough I broke a chair. and yes, I was still at work. I didn't even do anything to it! I just touched it! Promise!! I was SO glad that I was about to go home. And I did manage to stay out of trouble for the rest of the day... hehe, promise! :)

posted by ~Rae @ 3:00 PM 4 comments